Paste a GitHub repo — facebook/react, your side project, that dependency you can't stand — and watch it get roasted on its real, live numbers: stars, the open-issue-to-stars ratio, how long since the last push, repo size, language mix. Then, under the jokes, three concrete glow-up fixes you can actually ship.

Here's the thing most "AI roast" toys get wrong: a chatbot can't see your repo. It doesn't know you have 418 open issues or shipped 43 MB of one language. This does — it pulls the live GitHub stats first, so every burn lands as true. Same idea as our amigurumi generator (a real engine, not a hallucinating model). Free, no sign-up — see all the free tools.